The Mewinator

I’m in the Way (Because I Can)

Oh, you wanted to type? Too bad, here’s my bum.
Your keyboard’s now mine—look, I’ll press “caps lock” for fun.
That book that you’re reading? I’ll nap on that too.
And the chair that you love? Sorry—reserved just for mew.

I’ll sprawl in the hallway, a furry roadblock,
and trip you at midnight while guarding my sock.
Your plants are delicious, your tea’s mine to sip,
and I’ll knock off your phone with a casual flip.

I’ll scream at the window at shadows unseen,
then puke on the carpet (you’ll know what I mean).
Yes, I’m in the way—don’t bother to fight,
I’m a cat, I’m the boss…
now move over—goodnight. 🐾